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By Jennifer Pearson For Dailymail. She claims to detest comparisons to her rival Kate Upton. The year-old model-turned-actress showed off her curvaceous figure in a tight-fitting black pantsuit that seemed a size too small for her frame. Scroll down for videos. That may have been the object she had in mind for wearing a clingy black top boasting lots of cleavage and trousers that stopped short of her ankles to reveal silver pumps. The black blazer fit her snugly around her shoulders with three-quarter length sleeves bunched up at the elbows. Charlotte may not have reached her potential on season 20 of Dancing With The Stars - she and partner Keoikantse Motsepe were the second couple to be eliminated - but her premiere presence stole the show. Clingy attire: Charlotte's very tight black pantsuit fit her hourglass figure like a glove.
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Prop comedy indeed, these initial glimpses of Peter's flaccid friend — paired nicely with his undefined abs and pecs in the early stages of man boob — succeeded in making his character immediately relatable. The Disaster Artist tells the wild true story of the making of The Room , a. In one memorable moment, Franco-as-Wiseau stops shooting in the middle of a love scene to storm around the set of The Room and scream at the cast and crew, totally naked. Silicon Valley star Kumail Nanjiani bared all onscreen for the first time in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates , a movie that required him to get naked and give an, uh, unconventional massage to the bride. Acclaimed Victoria's Secret model Chanel Iman stepped in front of the camera and out of her clothes for 's Dope. The gorgeous runway model played Lily in the critical darling, going nude for a scene in which her character is under the influence and attempting to seduce Shameik Moore's lead character of Malcolm. I look at it as art. Someone's got to do it.
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